Dear Diary,


me yep

me yep

today I/Dorado re-realized/still trying to understand why 3 years ago my ex. professor sent me a selfie wearing my rip off descendents shirt. 

hmm I’m sure we all know the answer.  MARRIED AND TOO OLD.

oh my fucking god this isn’t real.
maybe i’m not an EXPERT, but they gotta take a pretty face. 
i really hope they’ll appreciate my non sarcastic message about my ~island dream~.
i’ll have to practice on a lot of coconuts with different techniques and not only with a dull cleaver.  Thx Youtube.

oh my fucking god this isn’t real.

maybe i’m not an EXPERT, but they gotta take a pretty face. 

i really hope they’ll appreciate my non sarcastic message about my ~island dream~.

i’ll have to practice on a lot of coconuts with different techniques and not only with a dull cleaver.  Thx Youtube.

where the fuck are you

want this/could buy it on sale but what’s the point/got several dresses already/wish i had sexy dates for dis shit/see thru my ass n nude thong

want this/could buy it on sale but what’s the point/got several dresses already/wish i had sexy dates for dis shit/see thru my ass n nude thong

how u really not gonna have asian as an option but native hawaiian/pacific islander, damn yo i wanted to ellipse my answer…

how u really not gonna have asian as an option but native hawaiian/pacific islander, damn yo i wanted to ellipse my answer…